Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Some Monsters Do This, Some Monsters Do That

Some Monsters Do This, Some Monsters Do That
Some Monsters Are Thin, Some Monsters Are Fat
Some Monsters Are Hairy, Some Monsters Are Scary
Some Monsters Get Married
And Some Monsters Won't Stay Buried!
Some Monsters Zig, Some Monsters Zag,
Some Monsters Are Witches, And Some Are Old Hags,
Also, Some Monsters Put Your Naughty Children In Bags!
Some Monsters Have Black Wings, Some Monsters Have Purple Toes
Some Monsters Like To Build Things, Some Monsters Look Like Big, Brown Toads
Some Monsters Like To Wear Lots Of Rings, Some Monsters Have Long Noses
Some Monsters Are Wicked, Evil Kings! Some Monsters Stop And Smell The Roses
Some Monsters Are Creepers, Some Monsters Are Sleepers
Some Monsters Are Weepers
And Some Monsters Are Grim Reapers...
Some Monsters Live In Slime
Some Monsters Work In Grime
Some Monsters Put An End To Crime!
And Some Brainy Monsters Like To Travel Through Time
Some Monsters Have Spots, Some Monsters Have Dots
Some Monsters Get Caught!
And Some Monsters Get Mangled Up In Tangled Up Knots!
Some Monsters Are Giants, Trolls, Ogres And Orcs!
Some Monsters Use Spoons, Knives, Spatulas And Forks!
Some Monsters Are Cool! Some Monsters Are Dorks.
And Some Monsters Like To Hang Out In New York!
Some Monsters Dwell In The Water...
Some Monsters Float Through The Sky...
Some Monsters Have Beautiful Daughters...
Some Monsters Are Big Strong Tough Guys!
Some Monsters Are Fire...
Some Monsters Like Ice...
 Some Monsters Are Naughty!
 Some Monsters Are Nice!
Some Monsters Wear Farm Clothes...
Some Monsters Wear Ties...
...And Some Monsters Sit In The Mud With The Flies!
...Some Monsters Are Spies...Some Monsters Have Lice!
...Some Monsters Hungry Monsters Eat Burgers And Fries!
...And Some 8-Legged Monsters With Enormous Eyes Spin Thin Silken Webs To Capture Small Flies!
Some Furry Monsters Like To Catch Poor Helpless Mice!
Some Burly Monsters Have Gigantic Thighs!
...And Some Naughty Little Monsters Like To Steal Fresh-Baked Pies!
Some Monsters Are The Weirdest Creatures That You've Ever Met!
Some Monsters Get Jobs And Work At The Vet!
Some Monsters Are Loud! And Some Are Quiet...
And Some Motherly Monsters Let You Keep Monstrous Pets!
Some Monsters Lay Speckled Eggs In Big Nests...
Some Monsters Live In A Horrible, Filthy Mess!
And Some Monsters Deal With Annoying Pests!
Some Monsters Are Missing Faces! Some Monsters Solve Mysterious Cases...
Some Monsters Wield Spiky Maces!
Some Monsters Wear Gigantic Braces!
Some Monsters Live In Pots, Lamps And Vases...
Some Monsters Run In Long, Long Races!
And Some Spooky Monsters From The Woods Like To Chase Us!
Some Monsters Like Biting! Some Monsters Learn Fighting!
Some Monsters Like Biking!!!
...Some Monsters Are Frightening, 'Cause They're Made of Lightning!
Some Monsters Love Riding!
Some Monsters Are Vikings Who Spend Their Time Smiting With Magical Hammers That Shoot Bolts Of Lightning!
Some Monsters Write Poems...And Others Recite 'Em!
Some Monsters Are Hiding!
And Some Monsters Are Seen In Mysterious Sightings!


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